my apartment always smells like sex. i think it’s the carpet. Booty Call squirts a lot when we have sex, and it’s soaked into my carpet all over my apartment. i’ve tried febreeze, and it works somewhat, but the sex smell always comes back. i’m not sure if she and I are the only ones who can tell, or if everyone that comes over can smell it too. embarrassing! i keep thinking about renting one of those carpet cleaners but it seems silly since it’ll just happen all over again.
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