So today felt off, I don’t know why.  I felt like I had tiny cobwebs stuck to me repeatedly throughout the evening.  I got scared of llamas.  I got a shitty tip on a really annoying delivery way out in the country where I had to get out of my car and open a gate, get in my car, drive through the gate, get out of my car, close the gate behind me, drive to the house, deal with a rude lady and give her pizza, drive back to the gate, get out of my car, open the gate, get back in the car, drive through the gate, get out of my car, close the gate behind me, and finally leave the place.  It was even more annoying to live through than it was for you to just read all that.  Seriously.  And she tipped me a dollar.  And her llamas wanted to eat me.  I could tell.

So I made seven deliveries, worked six hours, made $13.50 in reimbursements, and $30.04 in tips.

Yippee.